2018-09-03 Le Mans

Le Mans, the grueling round-the-clock car race.

Our hard hitting reporter (HHR) is back to interview Debbie and Larry on their  recent Le Mans race from Oslo to Vossestrand.  It was  a 7 hour motor race across Norway.

HHR: How did prepare for the race?

Larry:  Well, I channeled Michael Schulmacher and ran the race in my head.  I dreamed about making the tight turns and wore a racing cap when I drove.

Debbie: I studied the instructions and entered the navigation information in three systems so we would have backup.  I packed the cooler but had no ice.  (The last place that we stayed had no freezer.  How is that possible?)  I felt tremendous pressure if we let the cold stuff melt.  I did not wear a racing cap and had bad dreams about the race.

HHR:  Do you have any special race day superstitions?

Larry:  Well, I gave away our unused metro tickets to a young man on the street.  (Debbie says that he will be shocked when it flashes up Senior ticket and he is carried off to jail for fraud.)

Debbie:  I ask for patience and good will during the drive.  I also wore my lucky socks that Lindsey gave me.

HHR:  How was the first part of the drive?

Larry:   A major route is comprised of what seems like never ending switchbacks swaying from left to right, left to right and on and on along with round abouts.   I learned that their speed limit is matched to the entrance and exit of each curve.   The curves were in a series of 2 to 4 curves.  I loved the way the car flung about from side to side.  I just wished it wasn’t a station wagon.

HHR:  Debbie what was your role in the first part?

Debbie:  Well, I tried to keep the three GPS systems in sync and respond quickly to shouted instructions.  I did spend several moments hiding in the bottom of the car.  I am thankful that the car was a station wagon. I did not love the way that the car flung about.
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HHR:  Did you make any stops?

Debbie:  I was able to get Larry to stop by mentioning street tires.  We pulled over at my favorite, Circle K, and I had another hot dog for lunch.  We were also able to purchase a cold pack for the cooler that could double as a cold pack for me when I felt faint.  Then we began the 2nd part or our trip.

Larry:  The second part included tunnels.  The tunnels were several kilometers long.  The tunnels are narrow with speeds that feels very fast with no shoulders often passing buses and 18 wheeler.  I was totally focused in the tunnels.  No drinking, changing the radio station, or texting in the tunnels.

HHR:  Debbie, how did you feel about the tunnels?

Debbie: Well, I had a tight grip on the door handle and my eyes shut as tightly as possible.  You know people say that “Hate” is a strong word but sometimes it just fits the situation.  I was also alarmed by the sheep on the road when we shot out of the tunnels.  Despite the pictures, we did not hit any of them.

HHR:  How did the race end?

Debbie:  We had some issues finding the finish line (house).    It was with surprise, that we found that the house is in the back of an Esso station.  What a fitting finish line.  (You can’t make this stuff up).

HHR:  How did you like the winner’s house?

Debbie:  The house is strangely built.  It is somewhat square with light switches in different rooms from the lights.  We carry around flashlights so we don’t get lost.  I have managed to hose down the bathroom a couple of times with the shower head.  We stopped taking pictures after a while.  There are 3 bathrooms, 4 bedrooms, 2 family areas, and two dining tables.  Plenty of room for a victory party.

HHR:  After the check-in, Larry and Debbie drove to the next town, Voss to the grocery store.  Debbie drove back saying inappropriate words at all the round-abouts well if she is honest all the way back.

5 thoughts on “2018-09-03 Le Mans”

  1. “Well, I had a tight grip on the door handle and my eyes shut as tightly as possible.” I’ve seen this move before….
    Why are the sheep so lackluster and pitiful looking?
    The gas station house is not bad, I can totally see you making a mess with the shower head. Not really paying attention to where it’s pointing, turn on the shower, BAM!

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