In a late breaking story, we discover that two of the group were lost in Slip.
HHR (Hard Hitting Reporter): Can you tell us what happened?
Charlie: Well, we stayed in Slip last night where we stayed before.
HHR: Did you get lost going to the hotel?
Charlie: No, not exactly. Debbie and I went to the waterfront to take pictures and shop a little. We needed to be back by 10 am to leave.
HHR: What happened did Debbie do something?
Debbie: Why do you always think that I did something? We started back using Google Maps but it was just wrong.
HHR: Charlie do you feel that the international application used by millions was “Just wrong”?
Charlie: Since I don’t know how to use it, I am going to defer to my sister.
Debbie: See miss HHR, he defers to me. So he agrees it was just wrong. We were doing just fine until the Game of Thrones dragons tried to jump us.
HHR: You know those aren’t real.
Debbie: What? No, I think they were real and carried us several blocks off the map. That is what happened
HHR: What were you going to do if you couldn’t get back?
Charlie: I was going to call a cab
Debbie: I was worried about Larry because I wasn’t sure he knew what city that he was in.
HHR: You did make it back?
Debbie: Yes, I shook my phone really hard and clicked my heels together and Viola!
Charlie: We got back with 5 minutes to spare.
HHR: What did Larry and Dan think?
Debbie: Well, technically, they don’t know about it and we don’t think that you need to tell them.
HHR: What did you do for the rest of the day?
Charlie: We stopped at 2 towns looking for cemeteries. One, we could not find and the other, Karlovac was combined.
Debbie: No Jewish people live there anymore and they needed room at the cemetery so they dug them up to use the land for other graves.
HHR: Where did you stay that night?
Debbie: We stayed in Zagreb at the Hotel Jadran. Our room was fine but Dan and Charlie had no heat. Turns out they don’t turn on the heat until later in the month. Charlie was a little sensitive about this issue while Debbie and Larry were simply oblivious.
Slip? Slip? Zegreb? Where are these places? No wonder people got lost.
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