The hard-hitting reporter is traveling with the group to keep you updated on the latest Hawaiian travel. HHR begins her reporting with an interview about their flights to Hawaii.
HHR: Debbie, those are quite the shoes you have on. I didn’t know that purple could be that bright. You seem to be the only one in the airport with purple shoes on.
Debbie: I didn’t think your wheelhouse is fashion. Only true fashionistas know about purple shoes. Do you have questions about the trip?
HHR: Larry, can you tell us about the first leg of your trip to San Francisco?
Larry: Well, Debbie and I sat across the aisle from each other. The flight attendant offered us pretzels or cookies. I took the pretzels, and then Debbie gave me a granola bar.
Debbie: Let me interrupt right here and say that Larry said that he could eat any granola bar. So I just gave him one that I didn’t think I would like. I was quite surprised when Larry was mouthing “Rancid” at me and pointing to the bar.
Larry : Turned out the granola bar was rancid. I had to spit it out.
HHR: That’s shocking! Did you think Debbie was trying to poison you?
Debbie Wait a minute. When I saw Larry was having trouble with the granola bar, I gave him a third of my special sweet and salty, dark chocolate and almond granola bar. It was really hard for me to give up that third because I was really hungry.
HHR: Larry, what happen when you got to San Francisco?
Larry: Well, Debbie immediately raced off the plan and got herself a special deli sandwich called “The Nob Hill”. I went to Burger King.
Debbie Hold on, I offered you 2/3 (the lady couldn’t cut straight) of my sandwich. Then you just didn’t come back and I thought well maybe I should make it half-and-half so I ate part of it and then it just all disappeared. I mean Larry got a whole Whopper.
HHR: What happened on the next flight to Kona?
Larry: I’ll tell you – Debbie got upgraded to first class.
HHR: Larry, did you get upgraded?
Debbie: Hey – I did get Larry a row by yourself and close to the front.
Larry: Yes, but the man in front of me couldn’t hear very well and shouted all his conversations.
Debbie: I kept waving to you until the man in front of you started waving back to me.
HHR: Debbie, Tell us about your food on the trip.
Debbie: Well, I had warm nuts, a drink, thai chicken and then a warm chocolate chip cookie. It was so hard trying to sleep with all the food service.
Larry: I had a pretzel.
HHR: Well, Debbie sounds like you had a delightful time. Larry, I am so sorry.
Debbie: I got him to Hawaii, didn’t I? Why don’t you talk to Joyce and Jerry about their trip?
HHR: Jerry, Joyce – tell us about your trip.
Joyce: Well, we did have an incident. We were in a 3 seat row with a Irish guy named Ian by the window. In the row in front of Ian sat Uri.
Jerry: During the flight, Uri reached back and touched Ian’s knee. Ian went berserk and started cursing. This set off Uri who began to curse in Polish.
Joyce: The flight attendant was called. The attendant told Uri to calm down and was told to stop touching people.
Jerry: Then Uri started barking and howling like a dog. The flight attendant had to ask Uri not to bark.
HHR: It sounds like an intriguing trip.
Joyce: We think the flight attendant might be considering a new line of work.