2019-10-14 The Polish Diet

Debbie has been thinking of Lindsey’s wedding and would like to lose a few pounds. So an European diet might be handy. Here’s the one she used. There are 5 simple steps.

Step 1. Go to Poland
Step 2. Empty out your water bottle
Step 3. Fill up the water bottle with tap water.
Step 4. Drink it down
Step 5. Just sit back and wait for results

Boy oh boy will you get some results and new experiences. It might involve a visit to a pharmacy with google translate for some super duper medicine. The locals might also ask why you would drink the water from the tap? There is such a thing as too Les Cheap Girls,

Debbie called her concierge physician assistant in Alaska for help. Debbie might have been crying a bit and thinks her voice might have wobbled. The concierge was a bit firm with Debbie and explained crying really didn’t help and to buck up. Debbie was very sad. She was doing it all for the wedding and was only on day 1 of the diet. Debbie tried to buck up and wait for Day 2.

Today was also Larry’s birthday. Did we mention that Debbie missed Larry’s birthday meal? Joyce and Jerry took him out on the town. Debbie has begun only drinking bottled water and eating soup? She says the polish diet sucks so far. Maybe the HHR can check on her tomorrow.

Larry, Joyce and Jerry did go out for the day leaving Debbie at home whimpering.

 

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