An exclusive from the Hard Hitting Report (HHR). Joyce announced that the group would have a car for the next two days.
HHR: Joyce, tell us about the rental.
Joyce: Well, they kept recommending a larger car but we knew there was a parking issue in the city. I had my team researching the parking symbols and looking for spaces. Blue for paid, yellow for assigned and white (hahahaha) for free.
HHR: Did you assign jobs? I’m sure Debbie was assigned something simple.
Jerry: Yes, Joyce said “we are renting a car and Debbie is going to navigate. I did hear Debbie gasp at the navigator announcement or maybe it was sighs of relief from Larry and I.
Larry: I could have done the navigator stuff.
HHR: I’m sure that you would have been a suburb navigator, Larry. Debbie how did you feel being so underqualified?
Debbie: Well, you would know about being underqualified. Anyway, the car became command central similar to the Star Ship Enterprise and I was Ms Chekov. I did have some issues with Captain Kirk. She sometimes ignored my advice. Sometimes, she shouted out “Right or Left? Now, Now!!”. I felt like the starship was under attack. Jerry would chime in occasionally.
HHR: Did you find any special issues?
Larry: Yes, Italy has more roundabouts than anywhere I have ever seen. Debbie kept shouting out what exit we were out. It was very difficult to sleep through all the shouting.
HHR: Larry, did you and Jerry have any tasks?
Larry: Yes, we were back up specialists. We stood at the front and back yelling at the captain and navigator.
HHR: Where did you go?
Joyce: We went to Tuscany, mediaeval towns, and a monastery.
Debbie: Sometimes, we just went where the Captain wanted – not my recommendation.
HHR: What was the most difficult?
Joyce: Finding parking for the end of the day. It was just Debbie and I. I think that she was in the bottom of the car crying. It was not a pretty sight. We just decided to walk home.
