2016-09-13
Hopefully, this is the first of many travel updates of the long awaited European vacation. The first update was originally handwritten in Debbie’s journal and then transcribed to Word. Let’s just say that the first writing has been challenging. The book came out, the pen came out and the airline captain announced “mild” turbulence. It is safe to say that Debbie and the captain’s definition of “Mild” vary. Next Debbie notices that her red pen had leaked (more like exploded) all over her hand. It looks like she was in a knife fight and lost. Did we mention that is won’t come off her skin? She also managed to get ink on her personal video screen and various other surrounding surfaces. Larry found this to be quite humorous. The next hurdle involved lights out and Larry suggesting that Debbie’s light was annoying to all surrounding people. Debbie says that she is waiting for Larry to sleep so that she can touch her red ink fingers to his face.
This trip has been planned for week and a decision was made to travel light. There has been much discussion on what to take or not take. Lists have been made but everyone agreed that they have been distracted by other tasks or events. Let’s examine Larry’s distraction experience. At around 6 on Sunday, he asks Debbie “Does my eye look red?”
Debbie said “Yes, it looks red. Did you do something to it?
Larry replied “Yes, while servicing the pool, Acid splashed in my eye.”
After Debbie got off the floor, Debbie said “Let’s imagine the following conversation in Paris”
FRENCH DOCTOR: Mademoiselle Eng, what happened to Monsieur Eng’s eye?
MADEMOISELLE ENG: He got acid in his eye.
2 hours later: GERNADAME (French Police): Now tell us again Mademoiselle how the acid got in the eye on your vacation?
Needless to say Larry , spent quality time at the dotors’s on Sunday flushing his eye and visited another eye doctor on Monday. Happily he reports that he is on the road to recovery and there should not be a need for a police station visit. This impacted Larry’s packing schedule quite severely.
While all the eye drama was happening in Houston, Joyce threw down the gauntlet that her suitcase was 25 pounds causing Debbie to reexamine her packing choices. She took out an electrical plug and 2 decks of cards.
Monday night Larry was in a bind and had barricaded himself in the bedroom with a bed covered in potential packing candidates. This phenomena has occurred on other trips so she was prepared for the guest room. Larry brought in Tuesday morning with packing until 4 AM. Debbie took pity on the Paris Pirate as Larry had been wearing a patch on Sunday and Monday. Debbie might also have been shouting out “Aargh” every time Larry asked a question.
The travelers started comparing final bag weights:
- Greg – 40 pounds
- Larry – 38.5 Pounds
- Debbie – 38 pounds
- Joyce – 35 pounds (what, what? What happened to 25 pounds)
- Don – 30 pounds
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The rest of the travelers think that Don will be borrowing things from them.