Sit down because we know that you will find this unbelievable. The Les Cheap Girls paid for a bus tour. What has Napoli done to them? It was actually the Roman Forum and Palatine Hill that did them in (Remember wandering aimlessly?). They discovered that they could see Pompeii and the Amalfi coast in one day on a tour. We know that all hardliners are shocked and the Greek Boys were probably knocked to the ground but yes, a day tour.
We began our tour standing, huddled outside a hotel at the train station waiting. Our driver appeared and loaded us on to the bus. The total tour number was 8 with only one selfie stick. The driver introduced himself as Max or Massimo. Our group sat at the back of the bus except for Joyce who scored a better seat. She quickly began talking to the other members of the tour group. Joyce found out that the 20 something guy (Let’s call Jeff) was from Miami. Jeff was on the tour with another cool guy (Let’s call Randy). As we rode the bus toward the first stop, Joyce asked Jeff if he traveled with his Dad very much. (We wish you could have seen cool guy, Randy’s face. The backseat had a good view of him chocking). No, Jeff said “that is not my Dad that is my colleague”.
Joyce: “What do you guys do?”
Jeff: “We work for an airline”
Joyce: “Are you flight attendants?”
Larry: “Joyce, you have to start high. Ask them if they are pilots”.
Jeff and Randy did not respond. From this point onward, Jeff & Randy were referred to as the Son and the Dad. Randy was a good sport and kept asking where his son was (He did grimace a little each time he asked. The guy wore pink shorts how can he be Jeff’s dad?). Jeff enjoyed it more than Randy. We drove down the Amalfi coast line with several stops. (Tour included lunch which made Les Cheap Girls Happy). Debbie’s Interpretation of the Tour of the coast – They grow lots of lemons, have windy roads that people try to drive on while other people walk in front of them resulting in honking, there is an island just for parties and celebrities like to vacation there. (Debbie and Joyce said to look for them in next week’s Us and People magazine. They are busy planning their outfits for the next party on the island).
The tour stopped in the city of Amalfi to look around. Surprisingly, there was another church. The Basilica of the Crucifix. We think it is also called the Amalfi Cathedral. We dragged ourselves up a big flight of stairs and paid for the tour. (Not Jerry – he was saving his money for gelato)
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Next off to Pompeii through the mountains. Debbie got an up close and personal look at the mountains on the way down the Amalfi coast and cutting through. (Debbie thought that we drove too close to the mountain and cars. Quote: “You should not have to honk before going around a corners. This is just wrong and made me ride with my eyes shut”.)
Once we arrived in Pompeii, we met our English speaking Pompeii tour guide, Miguel, (We’re not actually sure about his name). We were thrilled to finally get to follow an umbrella. Miguel said to close our eyes and imagine. (We did close our eyes to concentrate harder on what Miguel was saying as the accent was heavy. We are not sure that you could call it English.). Pompeii was not exactly what we expected. It was huge and you could spend a couple of days. Much of the Pompeii artifacts have been sent to museums and Pompeii rebuilt. What was really confusing was the art pieces that were on display in Pompeii. At first, we got really excited until we figured out “hey wait a minute, no one ever mentioned giant stuff before.” (It must be a problem because the guide kept pointing out what was not part of Pompeii and art. He must have to repeat this for tours that aren’t as smart as ours).
The tour was a success. It was nice not to worry about how to get places. We can only imagine taking a ferry to the coast (With Debbie and Joyce hanging over the side barfing away) or riding a train / bus to Pompeii. We thought it was well worth the price. The Les Cheap Girls need to rethink their cheapness value proposition.
Larry ended his day by walking to Burger King. He also returned with a disorganization report but did say the Whopper was well worth the wait.
